Crimes against DNS
Five projects, all of them DNS. I’m aware it’s a pattern.
DNSSEC GPU
I fixed DNSSEC by adding an NVIDIA dependency. It signs a zone on an L4 and checks every signature against BIND.
dnssec.shitposting.cloud
Lookup Language Model
A tiny language model that asks DNS for every multiply and add. Horrible idea by Laura de Vesine.
llm.shitposting.cloud
Doom over DNS
A Doom game tick computed through DNS lookups. The pixels, registers, and game state match an independent emulator.
doom.shitposting.cloud
Route 53 Files
Colin Percival mounted DNS over NFS. I tested it, broke it a little, and wrote the marketing site it deserves.
shitposting.ai/r53fs
ContractDB
An authoritative DNS server backed by DynamoDB. AWS Labs put a DynamoDB API in front of other databases; this does the opposite. Your query language is now dig.
github.com/quinnypig/contractdbFake startups
Real landing pages for companies that thankfully don’t exist.
Ratsissimo
A rat trap that performs a victory aria. Backed by Y Exterminator. There is no mute button.
shitposting.ai/ratsissimo
Stelf
RICO-as-a-Service. Employment verification for jobs you never had, from a startup with an alarming business model.
stelfstartup.com
Stwipe
Payments infrastructure for people who cannot be reasoned with. Not taking customers. Or payments.
stwipe.com
ChatGippety
An LLM trained on the reply guys. Unwavering confidence. Unsolicited regional opinions.
chatgippety.comSatire
Frontier-lab incident reports about my family, and one about Amazon’s dogs.
The Elementary School Pickup Incident and the Road Ahead
I forgot to pick up my kids, so I wrote the incident report like a frontier AI lab. The ice cream did not score.
shitposting.ai/pickup-incident
Improving our alignment and marriage practices
One missed school pickup. One live wedding anniversary. The household is adding safeguards around an increasingly difficult-to-steer husband.
shitposting.ai/improving-alignment-marriage-practices
Canine PIP
Amazon’s dog culture finally meets its PIP culture. Everyone was a good boy until calibration.
shitposting.ai/canine-pipAccidentally useful
People use these on purpose.
